Bold black capital letters stack vertically across a white ground, spelling out a humorous statement about involuntary facial expressions. The typography is assertive and geometric, with uniform letter weight and tight spacing that creates a confident, almost confrontational tone. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.